Arianna's Story: Unit 14 -Mrs. Gooseberry’s Class Trip
Mrs. Gooseberry’s class is taking a field trip to see the Statue of Liberty. One of Mrs. Gooseberry’s students, Lola, couldn’t go because she was suffering from an affliction. Lola and Mrs. Gooseberry have akin personalities. If you know Mrs. Gooseberry you know that she has a very “special personality”. Anyway, Mrs. Gooseberry and her students got on the bus that morning. With their luck, the bus broke down in a strange town. Mrs. Gooseberry, being her adventurous self, got out of the bus to explore the neighborhood. When she got out of the bus there were people protesting against the mayors cosmopolitan ideas. They begged Mrs. Gooseberry to join their protest but Mrs. Gooseberry insisted that she had better things to do. After talking to the protesters, Mrs. Gooseberry discovered that she was hungry. After walking a couple miles, Mrs. Gooseberry found a place called Walmart. Since Mrs. Gooseberry lived a meager life style, she thought that Walmart had an upscale restaurant inside. When she walked in she was greeted by a wan looking sales person who said to her, “Welcome to Walmart. Today all Oreos are on sale for .99.” Mrs. Gooseberry had no idea what Oreos were so she thought they were some healthy and nutritious snack that would lower her cholesterol. Mrs. Gooseberry meditated the idea to buy as many Oreos as possibile, and eat them as soon as possibile. Mrs. Gooseberry went to the register and went to pay for her Oreos. When the cashier was done scanning she told Mrs. Gooseberry her total cost. Mrs. Gooseberry then told him that the Oroes were on sale. The cashier then told her that, that sale was a hoax, and that the wan looking sales person was an imposter. The cashier apologized to Mrs. Gooseberry. Mrs. Gooseberry then realized she had a crush on the cashier. I know what you are thinking isn’t she married? Well she is, but he is married to a gooseberry flavored gummy worm. Mrs. Gooseberry than discovered that an impartial way to let Mr. Gooseberry down was to eat him. Anyway, the cashier then invited Mrs. Gooseberry to a gala that was for the Save the Hispanic Cows Foundation. The cashier told Mrs. Gooseberry that he should dress in the gaudiest thing she owned. Mrs. Gooseberry got worried because she had forgotten were she put all of her other clothes. Mrs. Gooseberry decided to make a dress for the gala. She knew how to sew because she heeded her sewing teacher’s advice. She started making the dress out of a shiny foil like paper she found in the store. To assemble the dress she used some Elmer’s glue that was in the office supple aisle. After that she began to vanquish stems on some flowers so she could wear them in her hair. When she was done, she decided she wanted to bring her date a balloon. She began to inflate a balloon that said Bon Voyage Priscilla and Theodore. She was fascinated by the way the balloon elongated as she blew it up. When she was done blowing up the balloon she walked out of the store. When she walked out of the store she ran into a cop who asked her if he saw a crazy teacher who used her power to oppress her students. She said that she had only seen an innocent pedestrian crossing the street. The cop began to transmit that message to his fellow cops. A few minutes later, Mrs. Gooseberry arrived at the gala. When she got there she found her date sitting at a table. She gave him his gift and he tried his best to show gratitude for the balloon. Mrs. Gooseberry felt very special because she thought that she was the most stylish person at that gala. After a while she realized that her date was missing. She began to look around, and she found a note that said:
Dear Mrs. Janine Gooseberry,
I am so sorry, but I don’t think this relationship is going to work out. You are very unique but to be completely honest you are a little strange. It is not you, it is me actually its you.
Sincerely,
Maurice E Birdview
Mrs. Gooseberry was heartbroken, but it all changed when she fell in love with the door mat, but that is another love story we will save for another day!
The End!
Mrs. Gooseberry’s class is taking a field trip to see the Statue of Liberty. One of Mrs. Gooseberry’s students, Lola, couldn’t go because she was suffering from an affliction. Lola and Mrs. Gooseberry have akin personalities. If you know Mrs. Gooseberry you know that she has a very “special personality”. Anyway, Mrs. Gooseberry and her students got on the bus that morning. With their luck, the bus broke down in a strange town. Mrs. Gooseberry, being her adventurous self, got out of the bus to explore the neighborhood. When she got out of the bus there were people protesting against the mayors cosmopolitan ideas. They begged Mrs. Gooseberry to join their protest but Mrs. Gooseberry insisted that she had better things to do. After talking to the protesters, Mrs. Gooseberry discovered that she was hungry. After walking a couple miles, Mrs. Gooseberry found a place called Walmart. Since Mrs. Gooseberry lived a meager life style, she thought that Walmart had an upscale restaurant inside. When she walked in she was greeted by a wan looking sales person who said to her, “Welcome to Walmart. Today all Oreos are on sale for .99.” Mrs. Gooseberry had no idea what Oreos were so she thought they were some healthy and nutritious snack that would lower her cholesterol. Mrs. Gooseberry meditated the idea to buy as many Oreos as possibile, and eat them as soon as possibile. Mrs. Gooseberry went to the register and went to pay for her Oreos. When the cashier was done scanning she told Mrs. Gooseberry her total cost. Mrs. Gooseberry then told him that the Oroes were on sale. The cashier then told her that, that sale was a hoax, and that the wan looking sales person was an imposter. The cashier apologized to Mrs. Gooseberry. Mrs. Gooseberry then realized she had a crush on the cashier. I know what you are thinking isn’t she married? Well she is, but he is married to a gooseberry flavored gummy worm. Mrs. Gooseberry than discovered that an impartial way to let Mr. Gooseberry down was to eat him. Anyway, the cashier then invited Mrs. Gooseberry to a gala that was for the Save the Hispanic Cows Foundation. The cashier told Mrs. Gooseberry that he should dress in the gaudiest thing she owned. Mrs. Gooseberry got worried because she had forgotten were she put all of her other clothes. Mrs. Gooseberry decided to make a dress for the gala. She knew how to sew because she heeded her sewing teacher’s advice. She started making the dress out of a shiny foil like paper she found in the store. To assemble the dress she used some Elmer’s glue that was in the office supple aisle. After that she began to vanquish stems on some flowers so she could wear them in her hair. When she was done, she decided she wanted to bring her date a balloon. She began to inflate a balloon that said Bon Voyage Priscilla and Theodore. She was fascinated by the way the balloon elongated as she blew it up. When she was done blowing up the balloon she walked out of the store. When she walked out of the store she ran into a cop who asked her if he saw a crazy teacher who used her power to oppress her students. She said that she had only seen an innocent pedestrian crossing the street. The cop began to transmit that message to his fellow cops. A few minutes later, Mrs. Gooseberry arrived at the gala. When she got there she found her date sitting at a table. She gave him his gift and he tried his best to show gratitude for the balloon. Mrs. Gooseberry felt very special because she thought that she was the most stylish person at that gala. After a while she realized that her date was missing. She began to look around, and she found a note that said:
Dear Mrs. Janine Gooseberry,
I am so sorry, but I don’t think this relationship is going to work out. You are very unique but to be completely honest you are a little strange. It is not you, it is me actually its you.
Sincerely,
Maurice E Birdview
Mrs. Gooseberry was heartbroken, but it all changed when she fell in love with the door mat, but that is another love story we will save for another day!
The End!