Jake
Online one day, an anonymous buyer was browsing the internet. He was a very computer savvy fellow and even had his own quaint little makeshift website. Anyway, back to the point. He saw a great deal one day on a rather prominent bidding website. He was trying to scrimp a bit, so he couldn’t help himself. The offer was still pending, so he decided to view a preview of the item. That’s when he realized that it was a priceless collector’s item, making the deal of only $5.95 inimitable. The site was very dynamic, so he knew that it was only a matter of time before the grim internet buyers came to eradicate any chance of him buying that day. There was no way to dupe the shoppers, so he just hoped. Every few minutes he would increase his bid a marginal amount. He was reluctant to increase it too much, as he was trying to save money. He knew that he had to snare this deal or else he would have to rain vengeance upon the internet. Soon the deadline for bidding came. His was the utmost bid. Finally the item was going to be his! He counted down. 5… 4… 3… 2… as he got to 2, another anonymous buyer outbid him by 1 CENT. This made him ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED!!!!! He then prescribed himself to go and lay down for a bit to… calm down.
Online one day, an anonymous buyer was browsing the internet. He was a very computer savvy fellow and even had his own quaint little makeshift website. Anyway, back to the point. He saw a great deal one day on a rather prominent bidding website. He was trying to scrimp a bit, so he couldn’t help himself. The offer was still pending, so he decided to view a preview of the item. That’s when he realized that it was a priceless collector’s item, making the deal of only $5.95 inimitable. The site was very dynamic, so he knew that it was only a matter of time before the grim internet buyers came to eradicate any chance of him buying that day. There was no way to dupe the shoppers, so he just hoped. Every few minutes he would increase his bid a marginal amount. He was reluctant to increase it too much, as he was trying to save money. He knew that he had to snare this deal or else he would have to rain vengeance upon the internet. Soon the deadline for bidding came. His was the utmost bid. Finally the item was going to be his! He counted down. 5… 4… 3… 2… as he got to 2, another anonymous buyer outbid him by 1 CENT. This made him ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED!!!!! He then prescribed himself to go and lay down for a bit to… calm down.
Katie
Once upon a time, there was a snowman named Celery. (He lived in the Triangle Forest.) One day, he was browsing the flowers outside of his iceberg, and he gasped. Someone had left an anonymous flower donation of three zillion flowers! Celery had a very dynamic personality, but he was duped very easily. So, he started to greet the flowers. He was frustrated when they did not answer him. But, he would never eradicate the flowers, so he prescribed flower medication for them. Celery told them that they would never be grim again. To make sure, he previewed it before he gave it to them. He should have known that pending on your craziness level, it would make you go even crazier. There was only a marginal amount of certainty that you would not go crazy for three days.
After that, Celery went crazy! He made a makeshift table and ate bagel chips for three hours straight. (They were inimitable bagel chips, if he did say so himself.) Then, he visited a reindeer in a quaint village known as Squirreltopiaria. The reindeer was a prominent reindeer in Squirreltopiaria. Celery begged him to help with Squirreltopiaria's Bagel Chip population. He told him that it was of utmost importance that he helped him out. Mr. Reindeer was reluctant to help, but when Celery promised that his vengeance would rain down on Squirreltopiaria if he did not help him, Mr. Reindeer agreed. So they scrimped on air for three zillion days and sold it all and built a giant plastic bubble to keep the Earth in until they got enough money to buy three zillion bagel chip snares. Finally, they caught all of the wild bagel chips and they went around the world helping control the overpopulation of inanimate objects. Celery changed his name to Olaf because the effects of the flower medication never, ever wore off and they both went to the kingdom of Arendelle to help with their snow and ice overpopulation. But as Olaf says, that's another story for an entirely different time. Bye now!
Once upon a time, there was a snowman named Celery. (He lived in the Triangle Forest.) One day, he was browsing the flowers outside of his iceberg, and he gasped. Someone had left an anonymous flower donation of three zillion flowers! Celery had a very dynamic personality, but he was duped very easily. So, he started to greet the flowers. He was frustrated when they did not answer him. But, he would never eradicate the flowers, so he prescribed flower medication for them. Celery told them that they would never be grim again. To make sure, he previewed it before he gave it to them. He should have known that pending on your craziness level, it would make you go even crazier. There was only a marginal amount of certainty that you would not go crazy for three days.
After that, Celery went crazy! He made a makeshift table and ate bagel chips for three hours straight. (They were inimitable bagel chips, if he did say so himself.) Then, he visited a reindeer in a quaint village known as Squirreltopiaria. The reindeer was a prominent reindeer in Squirreltopiaria. Celery begged him to help with Squirreltopiaria's Bagel Chip population. He told him that it was of utmost importance that he helped him out. Mr. Reindeer was reluctant to help, but when Celery promised that his vengeance would rain down on Squirreltopiaria if he did not help him, Mr. Reindeer agreed. So they scrimped on air for three zillion days and sold it all and built a giant plastic bubble to keep the Earth in until they got enough money to buy three zillion bagel chip snares. Finally, they caught all of the wild bagel chips and they went around the world helping control the overpopulation of inanimate objects. Celery changed his name to Olaf because the effects of the flower medication never, ever wore off and they both went to the kingdom of Arendelle to help with their snow and ice overpopulation. But as Olaf says, that's another story for an entirely different time. Bye now!