Jake H.
The Ugly Kipling
The Casual Puppy never cared too much for the serious matters of life. Every day he would calmly stroll down the street in a Hawaiian shirt. However, one day, his life changed. The Casual Puppy had a son whom was very small and frail. For this reason, he was named “Rudy” which roughly translates to “the puny one” in Ancient Wolvish Tongue. After a week, Rudy began to grow sparkles. CasPup got weirded out at his totally not casual son and was a bit stressed out by the whole ordeal. Now, CasPup had an almost regal amount of money from being so casual. When a public statement about Rudy was twisted and taken out of context, people hated him and he lost his money. His father who went from casual to a quite melancholy mood because of everything happening shamed Rudy. CasPup said, “Thyinfa idsc hiin, gyuscyyx b’jighr e Rudy Kip Vhho Ugly,” which roughly translates to, “You’ve shamed me, you are now “The Srange and Puny, SonUgly.”” Throughout his childhood, Rudy Kip got the nickname the Ugly Kipling. Wherever he went he was the poor little downtrodden dog thing. One thing that kept his spirits high was graphic novels. He collected them and loved the superheroes inside. They were weird but people liked them anyway. This inspired him to write. He quibbled over whether to use his real name or not and decided to go by Rudyard Kipling. To accelerate the productivity and sales he went to India to canvass the area. He fell in love with India, so his stay persisted to write an India themed book. One day in India while Rudy Kip was waiting for a publisher to ratify his new book, the earth was dry and parched when a sudden earthquake struck. Dust filled the air and stifled all the near bystanders. Screams could be heard from the dust, but flashlights couldn’t help in the gruesome scene. Kip put the flashlight on the ground and sprung in the air, piercing the dust with his sparkling light. He saw a large crevasse where the ground had been eroded away. A young dinosaur had fallen in and was surrounded by angry cobras as she floundered around. Kip threw some rats into the crevasse to entice the cobras away. Then, he dropped boulders to block the cobras from the dino. It was still vital that he got her out. (warning: here comes the part that makes no sense) So, he summoned the power of the enchanted sorceress who gave him the sparkles, and he began to hover. He did water aerobics in the air until his power level was over 9,000. He then shot fire lasers until he hit gold. Then he spent seven years creating gold fiber to make rope. He threw the rope down to the dino, but it spontaneously combusted. So then, he just got a rope and brought her out. Her name was Lafawnda. They married and grew old together. Now, they live at St. Charles Elderly Sanctuary.
The Ugly Kipling
The Casual Puppy never cared too much for the serious matters of life. Every day he would calmly stroll down the street in a Hawaiian shirt. However, one day, his life changed. The Casual Puppy had a son whom was very small and frail. For this reason, he was named “Rudy” which roughly translates to “the puny one” in Ancient Wolvish Tongue. After a week, Rudy began to grow sparkles. CasPup got weirded out at his totally not casual son and was a bit stressed out by the whole ordeal. Now, CasPup had an almost regal amount of money from being so casual. When a public statement about Rudy was twisted and taken out of context, people hated him and he lost his money. His father who went from casual to a quite melancholy mood because of everything happening shamed Rudy. CasPup said, “Thyinfa idsc hiin, gyuscyyx b’jighr e Rudy Kip Vhho Ugly,” which roughly translates to, “You’ve shamed me, you are now “The Srange and Puny, SonUgly.”” Throughout his childhood, Rudy Kip got the nickname the Ugly Kipling. Wherever he went he was the poor little downtrodden dog thing. One thing that kept his spirits high was graphic novels. He collected them and loved the superheroes inside. They were weird but people liked them anyway. This inspired him to write. He quibbled over whether to use his real name or not and decided to go by Rudyard Kipling. To accelerate the productivity and sales he went to India to canvass the area. He fell in love with India, so his stay persisted to write an India themed book. One day in India while Rudy Kip was waiting for a publisher to ratify his new book, the earth was dry and parched when a sudden earthquake struck. Dust filled the air and stifled all the near bystanders. Screams could be heard from the dust, but flashlights couldn’t help in the gruesome scene. Kip put the flashlight on the ground and sprung in the air, piercing the dust with his sparkling light. He saw a large crevasse where the ground had been eroded away. A young dinosaur had fallen in and was surrounded by angry cobras as she floundered around. Kip threw some rats into the crevasse to entice the cobras away. Then, he dropped boulders to block the cobras from the dino. It was still vital that he got her out. (warning: here comes the part that makes no sense) So, he summoned the power of the enchanted sorceress who gave him the sparkles, and he began to hover. He did water aerobics in the air until his power level was over 9,000. He then shot fire lasers until he hit gold. Then he spent seven years creating gold fiber to make rope. He threw the rope down to the dino, but it spontaneously combusted. So then, he just got a rope and brought her out. Her name was Lafawnda. They married and grew old together. Now, they live at St. Charles Elderly Sanctuary.